So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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