remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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