I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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