all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Are we still banned from the library?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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