The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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