Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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