Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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