It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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