If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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