There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
How drunk are you?
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