Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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