No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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