Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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