woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
When did angry sex become our thing?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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