you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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