Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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