I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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