At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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