discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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