Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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