yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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