if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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