Is it because I queefed?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The Olympian is in my bed
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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