Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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