: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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