a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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