He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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