You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
