no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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