Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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