nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
