arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
As shirtless as possible
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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