come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
