This is not my ceiling
I want to make a zoo with you.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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