i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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