I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
