? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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