You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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