did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
