Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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