I just saw a hot homeless man
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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