Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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