so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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