You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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