i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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