ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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