David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Randomize
