O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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