I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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