White coat. Heels.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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