i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
