So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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